Sunday, April 2, 2017

Summer?

Prompt: Summer is the best and worst of times. Why? Answer thoroughly.


Summer?😀😀 or 😢😢

I think summer is the best time of the year. I also think summer is the worst time of the year. Wait what? Every summer, life flashes before you. You are led to believe that this “flash” is supposed to be the greatest time of your life. It could be…… but it probably isn’t. Here’s why:

Let’s start with the happy songs of summer. Kids get out of school all over the world. They don’t need to worry about their D in Spanish and parents could finally take a dose of relief. No worries, right? The whole summer, you don’t have to do homework. You could eat ice cream and you could play sports with your friends. You can hold all the Nerf parties you want! You could take a vacation to a far away land. You could taste the milk of Wisconsin or the noodles in Japan. The summer is your open world. People could be a fun camp experience. You could go to camp with your friends in the wild and swing on the ropes into the lake. You could smell the fresh barbecue right of the grill or the pizza in the oven. Shopping stores welcome new types of fashion each year! You could buy new T-shirts topped with some nice khakis. Girls could get uhhh….I don’t know, sorry I am a boy. For those introverts, you could sleep in… as long as you want. Each summer, blockbuster movies pop out! Its insane!

Now I am going to contradict everything I just said. Parents still have to work knowing that their kids are out of school. Their kids just lost their leashes! You know that D in Spanish?You have to retake Spanish. The whole summer you have to worry about that class. Kids have to take summer school to get out of it. Ice cream stores will be packed, so you don’t get any ice cream. IF you are a INdian, you know what your summer is. Indians go to India….almost every year! No where else!IF you go to camp than Mosquitos will eat your blood and raccoons could eat your food! You lose all daily contact with your friends. You can’t see your colleagues anymore. The constant heat can be unbearable. So unbearable, people could get mentally injured. Summer is your 3 month long period of boringness. Your friends will be out of the house. You would be all alone sitting in the corner of the room.


Summer is a controversial topic. At least it is something to look forward to!

(right?)

Monday, March 20, 2017

Boring



Everyday we wake up at 5:30 to get ready for school. We eat some bread or cereal and we head off. The day trudges along. You do your work. eat, and then sleep. After that, it is rinse and repeat. Boring right? So let me spice it up for you. Here are some things you can do to have some fun during your boring day.

1. While in math, drum your fingers on your neighbors desk. Make them mad and then do something else to piss them off. This way you can start conversations. ( just  kidding)

2. Make personal challenges. For example, you can plan to change out of P.E clothes first out of your friends. Why? So you could get to the lunch line faster.

3. Doodle. Doodling is fun but your neighbors may think you are crazy.

4. Pick up a book you thought you would never read at the library. Read it and see if you actually like it!

5. Try to get to your classes faster than your friends!

6. Eat your lunch while waiting for the teacher to call you in the classroom.

7. Try to do your work upside down. (bonus: try to do your work mirrored!)

8. Look forwards towards the future. You never know what is going to happen.